Squarify

Squarify: verb. To make into a square. This does not mean to square a number, instead it is for example the adding of a side to a triangle, thereby making a square, or in other words squarifying the triangle. Squarifying has become significantly less popular in recent years, especially due to the mathematical crisis, which almost resulted in the collapse of geometry. Some heinous errors were made when someone squarified a hendecagon and these results were accepted, entirely over-turning mathematical foundation. Using this horrifying mistake geometricians successfully proved that 1+1= -1, which lead to an outrage of pure mathematicians, who attacked the geometricians with integrals, Goldbach's conjecture, as well as Fermat's Last Theorem. The geometricians retorted with vectors, complex planes as well as tesseracts. Eventually the conflict died down and the Peace of Square Islands, Canada.