Thesbian

Thesbian: adjective. Something pertaining to drama and the theatre that is also, in some way, of an untraditional orientation, whether this orientation is sexual or simply direction-related. For example, an actor facing the wrong direction while acting (i.e. away from the audience) is thesbian to the same degree as an actor who is far too keen on chicken. This word never really originated. Rather, it was discovered in the same way mathematical formulas are discovered and if anyone ever comes to question this explanation, they should think about their life and deliberate on whether there is anything else on which their time would be better spent. The word thesbian can be used in simple sentences like the following: "mum, dad, random smiling stranger, I´m a thesbian."