Monday 14 April 2014

1-Year Anniversary

As some of you may have noticed, if you were observant enough, today marked the 1-year anniversary of our blog. This means we have invented/created/rediscovered/updated 365 words (there wasn't a leap year). Through this we would like to thank you for enjoying our blog, whether you'd followed from the start, or had picked it up somewhere along the way. We hope we've provided at least some merriment and amusement to you and will continue to do so in the coming year as well. As a special bonus we will be posting not only a new word, but also sections of a convoluted and confusing tale each week, with each section containing one of the words from the previous year.

Anniverse: noun. A parallel universe discovered by Galileo Galilei in the year 1641 and the first universe discovered that is directly (as opposed to twistedly) parallel to ours. What is specific about this universe is that in it, every event has to have been preceded by the same event which has happened infinitely-many times before and has a period of exactly one year.

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On the first of January, there is always a scientist (whose name is sadly untranslatable to our language unless, of course, you are fine with stuffing your tongue into your appendix) who spends two hours in the lab ununununiumising and then decides to go out for lunch.

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