Sunday, 13 April 2014

Flagship



Flagship: noun. Contrary to popular and naval belief, flagship is not the leading ship of a navy, but rather the worship of a flag, often conducted by the members of various nations who are to a certain extent super-patriotic. There are various rituals which can be considered flagship. Amongst these is the bowing down to a flag after waking up, sacrificing newborn calves to a flag at sundown or the covering of a landscape with a single flag. Some people consider flagship dangerous, but the police has issued reports which assure that flagship and flagshipers are completely and entirely harmless. 

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