Monday 21 April 2014

Twolip

Twolip: noun. We were wondering for a long time whether we should really put this word on the blog for its offensiveness to the human race, but after finding out that it is a very tuned down translation from the universal bird language, we decided that it was way less offensive than some other words we already posted or mentioned anyway. A twolip, therefore, is the English translation of the bird insult to humans stemming from the fact that we have two lips as opposed to a beak. In fact, twolip seems to be the only thing birds ever say when humans are around, so no one´s actually sure if twolip is really an insult or whether it is just something trendy they´ve picked up and repeat for the fun of seeing humans getting very annoyed at it.

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