Sunday, 20 April 2014

Istanbulate

Istanbulate: verb. To invade a city and rename it to Istanbul, a suprisingly common phenomenon throughout history, as the name Istanbul translates to "in the city," which, when one doesn´t know what to name a city, often seems to be the most popular alternative to ... well... nothing. 

Fragment 2: 
 
This particular first of January instead, this scientist faced a great obstacle in the presence of a very obnoxious group of hambourgeiosie, desperate to sell their deliciously-artificial products. As one who believed in the freedom of hot dogs and the potential of the proletariat, the scientist was quite disconcerted by this and prepared to shoot the hambourgeiosie to the moon with his newest invention.

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