Deceleration

Deceleration: noun. The process of turning a battery, which had been turned into a celery, back into a celery, that is if the original transformation had been successful and the battery did indeed become a celery. Deceleration is an extremely complicated process and all the steps must be undertaken with extreme care. It is also important to make sure that the celery one is trying to convert into a battery was indeed at one point a battery. If deceleration was performed on a celery which is only a celery, it could have consequences ranging from the mass extinction of all celery in the world to a polar bear dying in Qatar. Deceleration can only be performed in labs which have been authorised to perform the procedure and a special machine, known as a decelerator, must be used to ensure that all occurs in the proper order and without any problems along the way.