Babyloam

Babyloam: Babyloam is a type of very fertile soil with a good proportion of sand, clay, silt and biotic materials obtained from babies. A normal loam can be simply turned into babyloam by adding babies to it (whether alive or dead should not matter, as if they are alive, they will fertilise by defecating and if they are dead, they will simply decompose). It is, however, far easier to purchase babyloam from the black market than to make it manually, as the former is not illegal. It is an interesting fact that babyloams are, at least according to an American poll conducted last week, most frequently made after long car rides and plane flights. One can only wonder why.