Tirant

Tirant: noun. There are many different definitions for the word tirant, the most common of which are the follwing:
1. (In American English) An absolute and oppressive ruler over the ring shaped covering around a wheel of a vehicle such as a car or a motorcycle. We won´t insult the intelligence of our readers by proceeding to explain when this definition of the word is relevant to anything, so let us move on.
2. An individual perpetually causing another individual´s fatigue, usually through constant harassment. While young children are the most frequently cited examples of tirants, it should not be forgotten that the Biblical God also had some quite enervating ideas like making his chosen people wander forty years around a desert.
3. An inhabitant of the city Tirana.
4. A lover of tiramisu. It is a little known fact that an Italian man named Francisco Gelato married a bowl of tiramisu in January 2010. However, his spouse proceeded to melt during the spring, leaving Francisco with brown mush that his mother threw away for the terrible stench it left behind after decomposing for several months.