Stickly

Stickly: adjective. To have the properties or appearance of a stick. Among these are being brown and sticky, as a stick is both the color brown and capable of sticking things. Human limbs have an average of 0.82 on the stickly scale, as it does share many similarities to a stick but is also too flexible and covered in a soft material to get a higher stickliness rating. this scale is based on an ancient stick taken from an oak tree, this branch is kept underground and will be preserved indefinitely in a vacuum, this was thought to give the perfect example to define a stick but it has an issue where some sticks will score as low as 0.992 on the scale

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Herb soon remembered that he was quit hungry and realized for the first time that day that he was quite thrusty. He turned to Albert to ask if he happened to have the ability to change the day from Wednesday to Thursday or at least had a tangerine on him, but Albert was grabbing his mouth. With a quick inspection Herb deduced that Albert was bitten by a hummbug, which it would seem he was allergic to. His tongue swelled to an impressive size, unintelligibilizing him. The hummbug could not be seen could have crawled anywhere. This did not concern Herb though; what did concern him was that his friend's tongue was at such a size that he would be unable to eat anything larger than micaroni making an invitation to lunch awkward.