Woop

Woop: verb. For the first time in the history of ever, this blog has finally come up with a word relevant to... well anything (giant gasp!)... perhaps except for suckerfish. Some people might actually use that. Anyway, take notice of this momentous ... moment, citizens of the internet! Now as for the word, anyhow, to woop is to evade a topic like one evades poop on the ground - gracefully and often pretending that one did not see it. The reason for this is that if poop is found in one´s own house, it is the traditional rule that whoever sees the poop first has to clean it. To evade cleaning it, of course, one simply has to woop and expect the next person not to do the same, which can obviously lead to mutual wooping that could last months upon months until the poop rots away completely and there is nothing left to woop around. Wooping, of course, isn´t just related to poop though, politicians do it all the time while visiting China and other countries where there are many topics that are to be -Tibet- eva -freedom of expression- ded.