Greta

Greta: adjective. A euphemism for the word great. In some cultures it has supplanted the common word "great" and is used on a daily basis by the entire population of the culture. Commonly thought to be a simple misspelling there are many conspiracies surrounding this seemingly innocent mistake. Since the authors of this blog value their lives, they will not delve into these conspiracies and instead here is an interesting fact about slugs: Only 5% of the slug population is above ground at any one time. The other 95% is underground digesting your seedlings, laying eggs, and feeding on roots and seed sprouts.