Scrab

Scrab: noun. A hard coating on skin formed during the healing procedure after a wound, which is made of paper (not the wound, the coating). The biology and physiology of scrabs is really quite complicated, as it involves the pancreas, pastellets (as opposed to platelets) and in some cases the human is required to have an entire separate organ to produce scrabs. This organ is generally known as a papier bladder and is found between the heart and the superior vena cava. Scrabs are notorious for taking a long time to disappear, the only sure way of getting rid of them involves a certain type of bacteria, which grows in Mangrove forests and can lead to an infection of the wound, if applied improperly.

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Jumping out the window, Herb landed on a carfield, which was surprisingly but understandably painful. Herb spent some time narturing his wound, hoping it wouldn't develop a scrab. Running along the street, Herb passed several people offering him snuffins. Herb ran hope as fast his puny little legs could carry him, slammed through the door and locked all 65 bolts after him. He was happy to find that everything in his house was quite normal, including the incessant chicketting from Bob, his pet chicken.