Curmuffin

Curmuffin: noun. The breakfast food being eaten by your person at this very moment. This is only applicable if it is currently breakfast. This does not have to be in the morning, simply at a time, when you break fast after having fasted for a period of time. Originally the word was used to refer only to muffins being eaten by your person at this very moment, however the International Bagel Society opposed this and so had the definition expanded.