Asunderpants

Asunderpants: noun. An article of clothing worn for the purpose of separating the buttocks. Asunderpants are very popular in cultures where a clean bum is a sign of good breeding, as the undergarment reduces friction between the body and faeces by 50% in normal people and 99% in fat lards. Sadly, one seems to hear very little of asunderpants and, consequently, cultures that place a large importance on clean backsides, indicating the decadence of modern society.