Hititism

Hititism: noun. Hititism, not to be confused with Hittitism (the belief in the superiority of the Hittite way of life), is one of the most prominent philosophies in the twenty first century. According to hititists, the solution to life's problems is the same as the solution to malfunctioning televisions: a good hit. Dedicated hititists will hit everything from problematic steering wheels and unexploded ammunition to unresponsive technology and shopkeepers. Because of this, most hititists are now in prison or exiled.