Thursday 22 January 2015

Mancipation

Mancipation: noun. The process of turning into a man. Quite often, mancipation takes plenty of time (puberty and the fate of Elizabeth Taylor come to mind), but the process can also happen overnight with the help of surgical instruments and a good amount of anaesthetics. A common phenomenon among mancipated former-women, however, is demancipation - the process of turning back into whatever one was before becoming a man. The most common reasons for demancipating cited by demancipists are the stereotypes and expected behavioural patterns that go along with being a man and suffocate freethinkers. A doctor we consulted, however, claims that "mancipation actually ain´t all bad. Call +899 222 631 211 and become a man today! We also offer surgeries to transform you into an illuminati." Clearly, the doctor knows his stuff. 

 

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