Choose

Choose: noun. Pronounced "chooz," the word choose is the singular form of the word "cheese" and the ultimate singular of "cheeses." The rule of thumb for distinguishing a choose from cheese and both of these from cheeses is the following: a choose is any small piece of cheese with a weight of less than five grammes, but both choose and cheese can be distinguished from cheeses not by quantity but by their origin - while cheeses have to originate from several separately manufactured pieces of cheese, cheese and choose have to originate from one sole piece.