Ti

Ti: verb. Being swiftly removed from the face of the world after attempting to say the words "Tibet" or "Tiananmen Square Massacre." People who are tid are rarely ever found and, to be quite frank, no one even bothers to look for them because it is mathematically proven that an unoffended China is a happy China and consequently a China that will give cash.

As the writers of this blog love their freedom and the provocativeness that comes along with it, there is only one thing they wish to say to that: Free Ti-

THE WRITERS OF THIS BLOG ARE MOMENTARILY UNAVAILABLE. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING FRAGMENT WITHOUT WONDERING WHERE THEY COULD BE AND WHO WROTE THIS MESSAGE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

XIV

"Well?" asked Babbage, standing in front of a line of slaves that had just transported a giant shiny box before the party, "What do you think? For the last six months, I´ve been working on a large version of the box you disappeared in last time. I was thinking that perhaps I could get another idiot to climb into it and test it out."

"Is that really why we´re here?" Exclaimed Elizabeth.

"Precisely," Lady Catherine suddenly replied, "now let us all get into that thing and go wherever it might take us!"

With her forceful authority and a massive umbrella with which she pushed Mr Collins and everyone else on board, Lady Catherine became the unofficial leader of the expedition into the unknown. Well, at least for a while. It became official when Mr Collins confirmed Lady Catherine´s authority in his most secretly kept pink unicorn diary which incidentally became a source of plenty amusement after he got sucked out into space - but more on that later.

"You stay here, Babbage, and get those pesky servants to stay behind too," Lady Catherine ordered most severely, "you shall be the location we report back to."

"Ti-" exclaimed a servant and disappeared.