Trevility

Trevility: noun. The trio of evil - an antithesis to the trinity, the trio of good. People who believe in the Trevility put forward the view that the three great evils in the world (the Illuminati, Satan and Santa Claus) are one entity. The evidence they give for this is indeed quite convincing:

1. Santa is one with the Illuminati not only because of his conical hat (which is triangular in two dimensions), but also because of the popular carol which states that "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" and "he knows if you've been bad or good" (which is followed by some moralising rubbish).

2. Santa is one with Satan because recently found evidence supports a historically discouraged but popular view that Santa is only a misspelling of the name Satan. Indeed, many cultures report that Santa (or his cultural equivalent) gives naughty children coal and potatoes, both of which are found deep under the surface of the earth...

3. Satan is one with the Illuminati because of his other name: Lucifer, which translates to "bringer of light." Similarly, the Illuminati are "the enlightened."

Of course, another piece of evidence for the oneness of this entity is that all three aspects of it are linked, meaning that their relationship cannot be depicted as a line... but as a triangle.