Saxcess

Saxcess: noun. The action of having access to a saxophone. Not to be confused with saccess, succeeding with a saxophone and sixcess, the action of kidnapping six princesses at once. Saxcess can be used in sentences, such as the following: “I cannot play with the band today, I don’t have saxcess.” This sentence also documents the first occurrence of the word and was uttered by one of the most famous saxophonists of all time, Bleeding Gums Murphy, when his saxophone was run over by a cow driving a tractor.