Troyaphiliate

Troyaphiliate: verb. To gain an urgent desire to conquer Troy. As Troy has been conquered thousands of years ago, the number of troyaphiliates has fallen dramatically, but every now and then, psychologists identify an average of 1.2 troyophiliations. The word originates from some sort of Greek cantina where King Agamemnon told several chronic drunkards of his recent troyaphiliation and urged the employees of the bar to help him conquer Troy, as it was going to be what he described as: “a few weeks that are going to serve as a good kick in the backside for all of us lazy drunkards.”