Baguetteer

Baguetteer: noun. A type of musketeer that uses a baguette instead of ordinary weapons. A baguetteer is not only unique when it comes to his weaponry, but also in his siegology. The tactic he uses consists of disguising as a baker and then pounding the unsuspecting opponent to death with a stale piece of bread. Yes, imagine that now if you want to. And while you’re at it, make sure that your imaginary baguetteer has a hat solely made up of a piece of bread with a few feathers sticking out the end. Seen him before? No? If you ever watched the film The Three Musketeers from 1993, you will have probably not noticed that look Tim Curry gives to one of his guards. In fact, that guard was a corrupt baguetteer in disguise and the Cardinal was instructing him to pound D’Artagnan to death slightly earlier. However, the baguetteer’s morals got the better of him and he fled the scene a few minutes later, never to return again.