Friday, 7 June 2013

Blastphemy



Blastphemy: noun. The action of blasting someone by uttering blasphemous words. As of 2013, the UN has registered fifty thousand cases of blastphemy and it is estimated that blastphemy is one of the six hundred biggest contributors to car accidents, ranking 302nd right behind driving while celerising and in front of driving while trying to finish watching an episode of Doctor Who on the TV screen of the expensive car on the left. A recent study conducted in Omsk with the support of the Russian Orthodox Church has also proved that blastphemy results in an average of 23.67 weeks in purgatory in addition to an increased chance of being sent directly to Hell.  

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