Blastphemy: noun.
The action of blasting someone by uttering blasphemous words. As of 2013, the
UN has registered fifty thousand cases of blastphemy
and it is estimated that blastphemy
is one of the six hundred biggest contributors to car accidents, ranking 302nd
right behind driving while celerising and in front of driving while trying to
finish watching an episode of Doctor Who on the TV screen of the expensive car
on the left. A recent study conducted in Omsk with the support of the Russian
Orthodox Church has also proved that blastphemy results in an average of 23.67
weeks in purgatory in addition to an increased chance of being sent directly to
Hell.
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