Bubblewrapperpoppery: noun. Besides being one of the words with the highest frequency of
P's, bubblewrapperpoppery is a method
of amusement for people of all ages. Contrary to popular belief, bubblewrapperpoppery is actually not the
game of popping the bubbles on bubble wrap, but popping the people who make it.
One can engage in this game by getting giant needles and visiting a bubble wrap
factory where one then pokes its workers to death. The sport was invented by
Gerald Ford who, upon being stumped by an object wrapped in bubble wrap, went
on a mad rampage to kill the people who created it.
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